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The Glorious Henryist Paradise of The Henry Empire

“Obey, Serve, Repent” TJH

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: The Gordo Alliance of Got Beef

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The Henry Empire

Population5.068 billion

CapitalHenrygrad
LeaderTJH
FaithHenrinism

Currencyhenrybuck
Animalrabid mongoose

The Glorious Henryist Paradise of The Henry Empire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by TJH with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, public floggings, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.068 billion Henryists are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Henrygrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Henryist economy, worth 776 trillion henrybucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 153,258 henrybucks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 686,583 per year while the poor average 21,179, a ratio of 32.4 to 1.

Teddy bears and pajamas have replaced briefcases and suits in The Henry Empire's offices, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, Henryist husbands are dead good at fathering kids, and failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Henry Empire's national animal is the rabid mongoose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Henrinism.

The Henry Empire is ranked 9,718th in the world and 7th in The Gordo Alliance of Got Beef for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 9,840.95 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Fattest Citizens: 1,569thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,358thMost Avoided: 2,722ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,738thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,891stLargest Insurance Industry: 4,059thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,544thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,561stLargest Black Market: 4,599thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,982ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,558thMost Devout: 5,776thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,872ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,031stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,111thLargest Mining Sector: 6,854thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,559thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,058thLargest Retail Industry: 9,718thRudest Citizens: 9,843rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,059thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,810thHighest Average Incomes: 11,793rdMost Armed: 12,957th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the region

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