Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Regional Influence: Instigator
Location: The Delta
The Hobo Blues of Big Bill Broonzy
Population | 10.685 billion |
Capital | Scott |
Leader | Lee Conley Bradley |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | wolf |
The Nomadic Peoples of The Hobo Blues of Big Bill Broonzy is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lee Conley Bradley with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.685 billion Hobo Blues of Big Bill Broonzyians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scott. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Hobo Blues of Big Bill Broonzyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,081 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,804 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, it is often said that only Lee Conley Bradley could bring down Dàguó, and business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Hobo Blues of Big Bill Broonzy's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
The Hobo Blues of Big Bill Broonzy is ranked 5,098th in the world and 12th in The Delta for Lowest Crime Rates, with 116.02 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Hobo Blues of Big Bill Broonzy, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
- : Following new legislation in The Hobo Blues of Big Bill Broonzy, it is often said that only Lee Conley Bradley could bring down Dàguó.
- : Following new legislation in The Hobo Blues of Big Bill Broonzy, the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets.
- : Following new legislation in The Hobo Blues of Big Bill Broonzy, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
- : Following new legislation in The Hobo Blues of Big Bill Broonzy, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Lee Conley Bradley.
- : Following new legislation in The Hobo Blues of Big Bill Broonzy, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
- : Following new legislation in The Hobo Blues of Big Bill Broonzy, bars are packed at all hours.
- : Following new legislation in The Hobo Blues of Big Bill Broonzy, faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers.
- : Following new legislation in The Hobo Blues of Big Bill Broonzy, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents.
- : Following new legislation in The Hobo Blues of Big Bill Broonzy, a soldier's body is a temple.