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The Glorious Peoples Republic of The Holy Empire of Moronica

“Moronica for morons!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The East Pacific


The Holy Empire of Moronica

Population3.096 billion

LeaderEmperor Moe Hailstone the Righteous

AnimalVillage Idiot

The Glorious Peoples Republic of The Holy Empire of Moronica is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Moe Hailstone the Righteous with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.096 billion Morons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klutzberg. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Moronican economy, worth 418 trillion Imbeciles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 135,229 Imbeciles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that she is in fact a crook after all, and Moronican Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Holy Empire of Moronica's national animal is the Village Idiot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aetheism.

The Holy Empire of Moronica is ranked 25,589th in the world and 428th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 522.3798392878 Days.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 527thMost Influential: 749thTop
Most Secular: 2,085thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,861stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,897thLowest Crime Rates: 3,922ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,884thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,150thBest Weather: 6,105thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,250thHealthiest Citizens: 6,369thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,466thLargest Governments: 6,599thMost Developed: 7,064thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,126thMost Authoritarian: 7,207thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,377thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 8,678thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,770thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,014thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,164thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,518thMost Conservative: 11,451stMost Subsidized Industry: 12,459thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,435thMost Cultured: 13,490thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,984th
Most Influential: 30th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 51st in the regionMost Secular: 60th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 90th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 92nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 104th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 140th in the regionLargest Governments: 152nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 160th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 160th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 169th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 171st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 178th in the regionBest Weather: 179th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 180th in the regionMost Developed: 200th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 211th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 219th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 242nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 263rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 276th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 318th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 357th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 357th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 374th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 419th in the regionMost Stationary: 428th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 447th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 477th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 510th in the regionLargest Populations: 542nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 560th in the regionMost Conservative: 588th in the region

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