“Moronica for morons!”
|Category: Psychotic Dictatorship|
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: The East Pacific
|Leader||Emperor Moe Hailstone the Righteous|
The Glorious Peoples Republic of The Holy Empire of Moronica is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Moe Hailstone the Righteous with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.096 billion Morons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klutzberg. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Moronican economy, worth 418 trillion Imbeciles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 135,229 Imbeciles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
Wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that she is in fact a crook after all, and Moronican Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Holy Empire of Moronica's national animal is the Village Idiot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aetheism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Holy Empire of Moronica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian and the Top 10% for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in The Holy Empire of Moronica, Moronican Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock.
- : Following new legislation in The Holy Empire of Moronica, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that he is in fact a crook after all.
- : Following new legislation in The Holy Empire of Moronica, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
- : Following new legislation in The Holy Empire of Moronica, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles.
- : The Holy Empire of Moronica was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Tawanga.
- : Following new legislation in The Holy Empire of Moronica, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury.
- : Following new legislation in The Holy Empire of Moronica, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
- : Following new legislation in The Holy Empire of Moronica, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
- : The Holy Empire of Moronica was endorsed by The Reaving Skallywag of Commodore Badger.
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