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The Glorious Peoples Republic of The Holy Empire of Moronica

“Moronica for morons!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus


The Holy Empire of Moronica

Population4.809 billion

LeaderEmperor Moe Hailstone the Righteous

AnimalVillage Idiot

The Glorious Peoples Republic of The Holy Empire of Moronica is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Moe Hailstone the Righteous with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.809 billion Morons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klutzberg. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Moronican economy, worth 655 trillion Imbeciles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 136,282 Imbeciles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Holy Empire of Moronica's national animal is the Village Idiot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aetheism.

The Holy Empire of Moronica is ranked 202,513th in the world and 7,551st in Lazarus for Most Avoided, scoring 0.38 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Secular: 2,506thLowest Crime Rates: 3,343rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,516thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,736thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,371stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,869thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,341stBest Weather: 5,737thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,885thHealthiest Citizens: 5,906thLargest Governments: 6,228thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,465thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,001stMost Developed: 7,050thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,091stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,959thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,141stHighest Poor Incomes: 8,879thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,849thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,207thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,295thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,178thMost Authoritarian: 13,036thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,240thMost Cultured: 13,371stSmartest Citizens: 14,177thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,265thHighest Average Incomes: 16,834thMost Efficient Economies: 20,122nd
Most Secular: 125th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 138th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 181st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 204th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 221st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 266th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 282nd in the regionBest Weather: 290th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 301st in the regionLargest Governments: 306th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 310th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 336th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 340th in the regionMost Developed: 342nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 342nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 381st in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 412th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 435th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 441st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 484th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 513th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 518th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 554th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 643rd in the regionMost Cultured: 765th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 766th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 779th in the region

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