The Hippies of The Human Be-In is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Michael Bowen with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.284 billion Human Be-Inians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golden Gate Park. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Human Be-Inian economy, worth a remarkable 2,597 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,978 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Human Be-Inians, the media seems excessively interested in what Michael Bowen is wearing this season, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, and vaccinations are mandatory. Crime is totally unknown. The Human Be-In's national animal is the otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is LSD.

The Human Be-In is ranked 35,513^th in the world and 3^rd in Hippies for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.4 law-abiding acts per hour.