The Dictatorship of The Hungarian Republic is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Orbán Viktor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.788 billion Hungarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Budapest. The average income tax rate is 63.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Hungarian economy, worth 375 trillion Forints a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,933 Forints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and a third of Hungarians are e-certified CEOs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Hungarian Republic's national animal is the Turul bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Hungarian Republic is ranked 55,323^rd in the world and 939^th in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 1,661.31 milliStalins.