Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: the Rejected Realms
Population | 18.67 billion |
Capital | Attila's Court |
Leader | Attila |
Faith | Tengriism |
Currency | Horse |
Animal | Gyrfalcon |
The Great Khanate of The Hunnic Empire- is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Attila with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.67 billion Huns are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Attila's Court. The income tax rate is 100.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Hunnic economy, worth an astonishing 11,370 trillion Horses a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 609,004 Horses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,595,056 per year while the poor average 91,906, a ratio of 28.2 to 1.
Strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, and trust-fund babies line up for places in community college. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Hunnic Empire-'s national animal is the Gyrfalcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tengriism.
The Hunnic Empire- is ranked 311,258th in the world and 6,374th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -512.55 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Hunnic Empire- was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in The Hunnic Empire-, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college.
- : Following new legislation in The Hunnic Empire-, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
- : Following new legislation in The Hunnic Empire-, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
- : Following new legislation in The Hunnic Empire-, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else.
- : Following new legislation in The Hunnic Empire-, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
- : The Hunnic Empire- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in The Hunnic Empire-, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
- : Following new legislation in The Hunnic Empire-, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason.
- : Following new legislation in The Hunnic Empire-, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.