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The Christmas Winter Wonderland of The Hurricane

“Oh, Yeahhh.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: The Great Storm

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The Hurricane

Population5.65 billion

CapitalNorth Pole
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithHurricaneanism

CurrencyCandy Cane
AnimalReindeer

The Christmas Winter Wonderland of The Hurricane is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.65 billion Hurricaneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Pole. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hurricanean economy, worth a remarkable 2,321 trillion Candy Canes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 410,916 Candy Canes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

NationStates is now a popular brand of laxatives despite Max Barry's protests, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, and welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Hurricane's national animal is the Reindeer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hurricaneanism.

The Hurricane is ranked 79,733rd in the world and 4th in The Great Storm for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,899.17 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 261stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 269thMost Subsidized Industry: 660thMost Armed: 750thFattest Citizens: 862ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 872ndHighest Poor Incomes: 887thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 937thMost Efficient Economies: 1,040thNudest: 1,091stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,113thHighest Average Incomes: 1,143rdMost Avoided: 1,203rdRudest Citizens: 1,233rdMost Secular: 1,304thLargest Retail Industry: 1,330thHighest Crime Rates: 1,462ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,843rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,996thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,127thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,407thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,419thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,647thLargest Black Market: 2,775thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,889thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 3,178thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,660thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,665thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,722ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,965thLargest Governments: 6,111thSmartest Citizens: 6,422ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,885thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,994thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,492ndMost Advanced Public Education: 9,879thHighest Economic Output: 11,396thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,008thMost Inclusive: 13,079thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,334thMost Patriotic: 15,498thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,532ndMost Cultured: 21,642ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,387th
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Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Hurricane, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hurricane, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hurricane, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hurricane, NationStates is now a popular brand of laxatives despite Max Barry's protests.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hurricane, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • : The Hurricane lodged a message on the The Great Storm Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hurricane, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hurricane, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Following new legislation in The Hurricane, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence.
  • : The Hurricane lodged a message on the Ethensia Regional Message Board.

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