The Coalition of The Independent States of Allied Forces is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Allied Commander Vincent Harling with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, otherworldly petting zoo, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.793 billion ISAFians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mobius. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient ISAFian economy, worth a remarkable 4,079 trillion zollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 242,929 zollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The might of the nation's air force has been deployed against people with sticks in boats, hundreds of Brasilistani pirates are sent forcibly to Davy Jones' locker, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out", and ISAFian doors require a Ph.D. to open. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Independent States of Allied Forces's national animal is the AWACS, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Independent States of Allied Forces is ranked 312,498^th in the world and 1,247^th in the Plains of Perdition for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -9.17 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.