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The Endless Wastelands of The Internet

“Zij wilde de wereld zien, hij installeerde Google Earth”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Struggling
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: Jozevia

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The Internet

Population24.432 billion

CapitalNationStates
FaithLOLcat

Currencyscam
Animaltrojan horse

The Endless Wastelands of The Internet is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 24.432 billion netizens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NationStates. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant online economy, worth 429 trillion scams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 17,597 scams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Internet has designated NationStates as its capital city and LOLcat has been named as The Internet's national religion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Internet's national animal is the trojan horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is LOLcat.

The Internet is ranked 2,119th in the world and 1st in Jozevia for Most Stationary, with 4,027.7057556 days.

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Most Stationary: 2,119thTop
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Largest Populations: 8,852ndMost Income Equality: 10,908thTop
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Most Influential: 15,572ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 24,716thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 26,553rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27,489th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Internet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : The Internet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : The Internet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : The Internet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : The Internet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : The Internet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : The Internet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : The Internet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and Most Politically Free.
  • : The Internet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : The Internet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.

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