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Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Hermit
Location: Supremacy
Population | 44.992 billion |
Capital | The Iron League City |
Leader | Supreme Universal Ruler |
Faith | Supreme Universal Rulerism |
Currency | gil |
Animal | lueshi |
The Supreme Dictatorship of The Iron League is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Universal Ruler with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, avowedly heterosexual populace, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 44.992 billion Iron Leaguerans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Iron League City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Iron Leaguer economy, worth an astonishing 31,961 trillion gils a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 710,382 gils, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,139,774 per year while the poor average 57,490, a ratio of 72.0 to 1.
Euthanasia is illegal, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long, and bleach is the nation's most common pesticide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Iron League's national animal is the lueshi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Supreme Universal Rulerism.
The Iron League is ranked 346,351st in the world and 1st in Supremacy for Highest Average Tax Rates, with -27.02 Effective Tax Rate.
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The Iron League, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide.
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The Iron League, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long.
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The Iron League, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
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The Iron League, euthanasia is illegal.
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The Iron League, Iron Leaguerans caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police.
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The Iron League, the word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Iron Leaguer Colonial Thesaurus.
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The Iron League, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
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The Iron League, agricultural employees work for peanuts.
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The Iron League, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony.
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The Iron League, there's a bright dawn ahead for The Iron League.