The Commonwealth of The Isle of Grossmania is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Maestro with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 7.852 billion Grossmen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kelsingtown. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Isle of Grossmanian economy, worth 877 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 111,769 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, a video of Maestro wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, daring to agree with another politician is grounds for instant dismissal, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Isle of Grossmania's national animal is the Tigger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Isle of Grossmania is ranked 10,052^nd in the world and 560^th in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 85.93 Years.