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The Federal Republic of The Jewnited States of Murica

“E Pluribus Jewnum”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Liberlandia

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The Jewnited States of Murica

Population1.595 billion

CapitalJew York City
LeaderBenjamin Neyanhahu
FaithJudaism

CurrencyJewnited States Dollar
Animalmerkava

The Federal Republic of The Jewnited States of Murica is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Benjamin Neyanhahu with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, enslaved workforce, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 1.595 billion Jewnited States of Muricans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jew York City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Jewnited States of Murican economy, worth 269 trillion Jewnited States Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 169,198 Jewnited States Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,404,386 per year while the poor average 4,096, a ratio of 342 to 1.

More and more people are signing up for the government party, public parks are on the upswing, pizzerias must now display shrines to the Pizza God, and elected officials often serve for decades in a single term. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Jewnited States of Murica's national animal is the merkava, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Judaism.

The Jewnited States of Murica is ranked 66,274th in the world and 10th in Liberlandia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,020.68 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,160thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,465thHighest Crime Rates: 2,398thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,554thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,675thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,489thMost Avoided: 4,339thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,352ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,455thFattest Citizens: 4,768thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,901stMost Armed: 6,180thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,909thLargest Retail Industry: 10,088thNudest: 12,040thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,718thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,462ndSmartest Citizens: 14,603rdMost Corrupt Governments: 14,702ndTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 18,255thLargest Gambling Industry: 19,476thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,487thMost Efficient Economies: 20,392ndMost Cultured: 22,016thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23,629thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,679thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26,305thLargest Agricultural Sector: 26,632ndLargest Mining Sector: 27,973rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 30,261stMost Pro-Market: 31,902ndMost Influential: 33,102nd
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » The Duck Island, Tomington, Lindria, Hubert-Bonisseur-de-la-Bat, and Hawkwas Sovustian.

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