The Constitutional Monarchy of The Kingdom of Denmark is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Margrethe III with an even hand, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, zero percent divorce rate, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.589 billion Danes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wroclaw. The average income tax rate is 86.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Danish economy, worth a remarkable 1,329 trillion Danerits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,157 Danerits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, shell-shocked refugees are made to provide Immigration with lively renditions of 'Dancing Queen', and health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kingdom of Denmark's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

The Kingdom of Denmark is ranked 13,899^th in the world and 292^nd in Europe for Highest Food Quality, scoring 139.72 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.