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The Democratic Commonwealth of The Kohen

“A dictatorship's best weapon is secrecy.” Aelia Landzaat

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Northern Utopia

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The Kohen

Population7.33 billion

CapitalKaliciya
LeaderAelia Landzaat
FaithJudaism

CurrencyKorinia
AnimalKoheni White Falcon

The Democratic Commonwealth of The Kohen is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Aelia Landzaat with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.33 billion Kohrs are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaliciya. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.3%.

The all-consuming Koheni economy, worth 509 trillion Korinias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 69,550 Korinias, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Military funding has been stripped back, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui, and litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. The Kohen's national animal is the Koheni White Falcon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Judaism.

The Kohen is ranked 140,051st in the world and 27th in Northern Utopia for Most Stationary, with 207.4213255836 days.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,627thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,592ndTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 23,340thLargest Insurance Industry: 23,458thMost Secular: 27,651st
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the region

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