Category: Corporate Bordello | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: All-Consuming |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Regional Influence: Page
Location: Northern Utopia
Population | 7.33 billion |
Capital | Kaliciya |
Leader | Aelia Landzaat |
Faith | Judaism |
Currency | Korinia |
Animal | Koheni White Falcon |
The Democratic Commonwealth of The Kohen is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Aelia Landzaat with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.33 billion Kohrs are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaliciya. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.3%.
The all-consuming Koheni economy, worth 509 trillion Korinias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 69,550 Korinias, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.
Military funding has been stripped back, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui, and litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. The Kohen's national animal is the Koheni White Falcon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Judaism.
The Kohen is ranked 140,051st in the world and 27th in Northern Utopia for Most Stationary, with 207.4213255836 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Kohen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : The Kohen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : The Kohen's influence in Northern Utopia rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : The Kohen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : The Kohen was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Democratic Socialist State of Kjanu, curing 1 million infected.
- : The Kohen was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Holy Empire of Kkhano, curing 1 million infected.
- : The Kohen was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Alpine Kingdom of The Soviet state of Svalbard, curing 1 million infected.
- : The Kohen was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Holy Empire of Kkhano, curing 1 million infected.
- : The Kohen was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Democratic Socialist State of Kjanu, curing 1 million infected.
- : The Kohen was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Democratic Socialist State of Kjanu, curing 1 million infected.