The Kylromon Constitu Republic of The Kylromon Nazbol is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 14.201 billion Kyldellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Capital City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kylromon Nazbol economy, worth a remarkable 6,691 trillion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 471,206 Grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, priests are being drafted by the church load, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar, and pranking is an art form. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kylromon Nazbol's national animal is the Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Morvolox.

The Kylromon Nazbol is ranked 82^nd in the world and 3^rd in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 204.61 flags saluted per person per day.