The Communist Confederacy of The Kyrgz is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Red Communist with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.042 billion Kyrgzstani are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bishkek. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyrgzstanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,248 trillion New Kyrgz Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 249,273 New Kyrgz Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Lottery winners spend most of their money on security, girls in elementary school classes gaze longingly at boys playing tag, pedants defending The Red Communist observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing, and veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kyrgz's national animal is the Kyrgzstani Grizzly Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Kyrgz is ranked 309,251^st in the world and 2^nd in North Turkestan for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.59 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.