Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Contender
Location: Trading Cards
Population | 2.363 billion |
Capital | Novosibirsk |
Leader | Ivan Vladimir |
Faith | Russian Orthodox Church |
Currency | Siberian Ruble |
Animal | Bear |
The Fatherland Federation of The Lands of Siberia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ivan Vladimir with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.363 billion Siberians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novosibirsk. The average income tax rate is 33.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Siberian economy, worth 244 trillion Siberian Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,676 Siberian Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, the tightness of border controls in The Lands of Siberia leave a little to be desired, the nation is under martial law, and rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Siberian Rubles of property damage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Lands of Siberia's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Russian Orthodox Church.
The Lands of Siberia is ranked 84,305th in the world and 7th in Trading Cards for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,980.81 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Lands of Siberia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Following new legislation in The Lands of Siberia, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Siberian Rubles of property damage.
- : Following new legislation in The Lands of Siberia, the nation is under martial law.
- : The Lands of Siberia's influence in Trading Cards fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".
- : Following new legislation in The Lands of Siberia, the tightness of border controls in The Lands of Siberia leave a little to be desired.
- : The Lands of Siberia's influence in Trading Cards rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
- : Following new legislation in The Lands of Siberia, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery.
- : Following new legislation in The Lands of Siberia, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance.
- : Following new legislation in The Lands of Siberia, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies".
- : Following new legislation in The Lands of Siberia, parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence.