The Hive Mind of The Libertarian States is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The High Command with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.85 billion Libertarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Ark. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Libertarian economy, worth 225 trillion Neurons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 121,646 Neurons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One does not simply walk into the tundra, there is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, and political cartoons depicting The High Command's face on a Black Bear's buttocks are selling like hotcakes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Libertarian States's national animal is the Black Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

The Libertarian States is ranked 13,013^th in the world and 716^th in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,563.83 Tourists Per Hour.