The Republic of The logictalian union is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its daily referendums, parental licensing program, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.549 billion logictalian unionians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient logictalian unionian economy, worth 473 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 185,594 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's, and citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The logictalian union's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The logictalian union is ranked 145,946^th in the world and 72^nd in Confederacy of Layem for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 45.47 Workforce Participation Rate.