The Logicтдliдп Goveгmeит of The logictalian union is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gloгioцs Lедᴅег Cгyo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.902 billion Logicтдliдn Цnioniдns are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cдpiтдl Ciтдᴅеl Oϝ Tне Цпioп. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Logicтдliдn Цnioniдn economy, worth a remarkable 1,551 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 262,840 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, contestants on The logictalian union's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, and Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The logictalian union's national animal is the Lеopдгᴅ, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The logictalian union is ranked 9,310^th in the world and 7^th in Wintercrest for Largest Black Market, with 120 trillion Standard Monetary Units.