The LOGICTALIAN GOVERMENT of The logictalian union is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Glorious Leader Cryo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, digital currency, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.685 billion logictalian unionians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of capital citadel of the union. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient logictalian unionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,066 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 227,642 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, notable individuals are granted land and titles, and the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The logictalian union's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The logictalian union is ranked 68,776^th in the world and 1^st in The Union Alliance for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,734.56 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.