The Empire of The Madder Hatter is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory vegetarianism and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 21.226 billion Madder Hatterians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.1%.

The very strong Madder Hatterian economy, worth a remarkable 1,075 trillion Hatters a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 50,674 Hatters, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 158,714 per year while the poor average 12,403, a ratio of 12.8 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, military funding has been stripped back, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Madder Hatter's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Madder Hatter is ranked 248,570^th in the world and 2^nd in Wonderland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 52.43 law-abiding acts per hour.