Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Contender
Location: The Furry Federation
The Malevolent Misanthropomorphs
Population | 11.482 billion |
Capital | Baconburg |
Leader | Wallace Nussbaum |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Cthonic Abomination |
The Dictatorship of The Malevolent Misanthropomorphs is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Wallace Nussbaum with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.482 billion Misanthropomorphs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baconburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Malevolent Misanthropomorphsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,045 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 352,342 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,367,797 per year while the poor average 62,132, a ratio of 22.0 to 1.
A new "thought police" branch is being developed, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, and veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Malevolent Misanthropomorphs's national animal is the Cthonic Abomination, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
The Malevolent Misanthropomorphs is ranked 13,084th in the world and 4th in The Furry Federation for Most Stationary, with 1,928.9622376856 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Malevolent Misanthropomorphs, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing.
- : Following new legislation in The Malevolent Misanthropomorphs, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
- : Following new legislation in The Malevolent Misanthropomorphs, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet.
- : Following new legislation in The Malevolent Misanthropomorphs, a new "thought police" branch is being developed.
- : Following new legislation in The Malevolent Misanthropomorphs, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
- : Following new legislation in The Malevolent Misanthropomorphs, Wallace Nussbaum's reputation is hard as nails.
- : Following new legislation in The Malevolent Misanthropomorphs, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution.
- : Following new legislation in The Malevolent Misanthropomorphs, some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight.
- : Following new legislation in The Malevolent Misanthropomorphs, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping.
- : Following new legislation in The Malevolent Misanthropomorphs, the newest member of the royal family does not speak a word of the nation's language.