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The Most Serene Republic of The Master M

“Nemo Me Impune Lacessit”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Gholgoth

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The Master M

Population19.985 billion

CapitalParaiso
LeaderThe Master M
FaithPastafarianism

CurrencyMian Republic Credit
AnimalEvil Saber-Tooth Sheep

The Most Serene Republic of The Master M is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Master M with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, compulsory vegetarianism, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 19.985 billion Mians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paraiso. The average income tax rate is 27.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Master Mian economy, worth a remarkable 5,273 trillion Mian Republic Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 263,880 Mian Republic Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders across The Master M are blocked up with orders for new public loos, parents dread their examinations more than their children, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, and mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Master M's national animal is the Evil Saber-Tooth Sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

The Master M is ranked 112,810th in the world and 16th in Gholgoth for Most Stationary, with 352.38204530868 days.

Top
1%
Largest Insurance Industry: 688thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,859thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,130thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,181stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,291stTop
5%
Highest Economic Output: 3,049thSafest: 3,639thLargest Mining Sector: 3,762ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,458thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,517thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,529thFattest Citizens: 4,732ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,993rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,058thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,025thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,503rdSmartest Citizens: 6,518thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,816thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,883rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,941stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,972ndMost Efficient Economies: 9,485thLowest Crime Rates: 9,704thLargest Governments: 10,567thLargest Retail Industry: 10,697thRudest Citizens: 11,274thMost Developed: 11,496thMost Secular: 12,180thTop
10%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,399thMost Cultured: 15,433rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,518thLargest Populations: 16,549thMost Inclusive: 18,299thHighest Food Quality: 20,450thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25,940thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,552nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Master M was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : The Master M was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : The Master M was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : The Master M was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output and the Top 5% for Most Cultured.
  • : The Master M was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : The Master M was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : The Master M was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in The Master M, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • : The Master M was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in The Master M, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.

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