The Hegemony of The Moscow Kremlin is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Vladimir the Foolish with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.64 billion Muscovites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 44.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Moscow Kremlinian economy, worth 129 trillion Muscovite Denaris a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,882 Muscovite Denaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, Vladimir the Foolish claims tax rises are the result of 'curses', and athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Moscow Kremlin's national animal is the Auroch, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodoxy.

The Moscow Kremlin is ranked 218,767^th in the world and 50^th in Moscow Kremlin for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 66.8 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.