The Most Serene Republic of The Most Serene Republicans is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and national health service. The compassionate, devout population of 421 million Serene Republicans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amalandia. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Most Serene Republicansian economy, worth 30.6 trillion Lacrimas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Cheese Exports. Average income is 72,628 Lacrimas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, public parks are littered with cigarette butts, and it's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from Leader's childhood. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Most Serene Republicans's national animal is the Butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Most Serene Republicans is ranked 33,699^th in the world and 94^th in Forest for Highest Drug Use, scoring 98.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.