Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: Lazarus
Population | 8.693 billion |
Capital | Myskiblas |
Leader | Ouroboros |
Currency | Star |
Animal | Snake |
The Free Land of The Nameless Mist is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ouroboros with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.693 billion Mistians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Myskiblas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Mistian economy, worth a remarkable 1,372 trillion Stars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 157,938 Stars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 608,409 per year while the poor average 28,200, a ratio of 21.6 to 1.
School kids who pretend to drive imaginary cars get a social worker and a police observer assigned to them, sex-ed is child's play, the government is dead set on letting people rest in peace, and recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Nameless Mist's national animal is the Snake, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
The Nameless Mist is ranked 118,135th in the world and 2,284th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 308.98762863668 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Nameless Mist was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in The Nameless Mist, recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size.
- : Following new legislation in The Nameless Mist, the government is dead set on letting people rest in peace.
- : The Nameless Mist's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Following new legislation in The Nameless Mist, sex-ed is child's play.
- : Following new legislation in The Nameless Mist, school kids who pretend to drive imaginary cars get a social worker and a police observer assigned to them.
- : Following new legislation in The Nameless Mist, the army consists of only generals and grunts.
- : Following new legislation in The Nameless Mist, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Mistians like vultures.
- : Following new legislation in The Nameless Mist, belief that Ouroboros is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in The Nameless Mist, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home.