by Max Barry

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Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: The United Federations


The Narwhalian Republic of the North

Population4.489 billion

CapitalNovyy Weblergrad
LeaderArkenian Narsonal Nihil
FaithThe Secret Narsonals of Narwhalia

Currencyuraninite Narwin Ruble

The Soviet Kingdom of The Narwhalian Republic of the North is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Arkenian Narsonal Nihil with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.489 billion catulae are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novyy Weblergrad. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Narwhalian economy, worth 715 trillion uraninite Narwin Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 159,321 uraninite Narwin Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, and citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Narwhalian Republic of the North's national animal is the Narwhal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Secret Narsonals of Narwhalia.

The Narwhalian Republic of the North is ranked 187,926th in the world and 171st in The United Federations for Most Pro-Market, scoring -82.22 on the Rand Index.

Lowest Crime Rates: 3,490thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,521stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,636thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,669thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,767thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,851stBest Weather: 3,961stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,049thMost Developed: 4,125thMost Influential: 4,170thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,427thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,696thHealthiest Citizens: 4,836thLargest Governments: 4,934thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,329thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,516thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,946thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,454thSmartest Citizens: 6,507thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,028thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,045thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,162ndHighest Poor Incomes: 8,885thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 11,560thMost Secular: 13,339thMost Authoritarian: 14,488thMost Efficient Economies: 15,851stMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,531stMost Subsidized Industry: 17,340thMost Cultured: 18,566thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,621st
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the region

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