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The United Soviet Workers States of The Narwhalian Republic of the North

“For the good of the people” Grand Narsonal Sochinsky Makarov

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: The United Federations


The Narwhalian Republic of the North

Population2.474 billion

LeaderGrand Narsonal Sochinsky Makarov
FaithThe Kings of Narwhalia

CurrencyUrinite Narwin Ruble

The United Soviet Workers States of The Narwhalian Republic of the North is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Narsonal Sochinsky Makarov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.474 billion Narwegian and or Arkenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weblergrad. The average income tax rate is 89.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Narwhalian and or Arken economy, worth 309 trillion Urinite Narwin Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 125,092 Urinite Narwin Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, nephews and nieces of the monarch resort to begging from relatives in palace halls, statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Narwhalian Republic of the North's national animal is the Narwhal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Kings of Narwhalia.

The Narwhalian Republic of the North is ranked 43,893rd in the world and 27th in The United Federations for Highest Economic Output, with 309 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Influential: 4,580thMost Secular: 4,803rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,524thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,785thBest Weather: 6,958thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 7,961stMost Corrupt Governments: 8,039thHealthiest Citizens: 8,067thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,244thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,324thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,365thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,393rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,234thLowest Crime Rates: 9,275thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,729thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,108thLargest Governments: 10,937thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,821stMost Developed: 12,341stMost Authoritarian: 12,389thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,481stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,748thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,940thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,397thSmartest Citizens: 14,608th
Healthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 20th in the regionMost Extreme: 22nd in the regionMost Secular: 22nd in the region

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