Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Powerhouse |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: USSD
The Nation of Humans is researching a cure.
People: | 214,115,091 |
Zombies: | 207,976,186 |
Dead: | 1,109,931,334 |
Survival Rate: | 13.97% |
Population | 1.532 billion |
Capital | North Pole |
Leader | Leader |
Faith | Religion |
Currency | Gold Bar |
Animal | Zombie |
The Holy Red Moon Pretitle of The Nation of Humans is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic population of 422 million Demonym plural, 208 million of whom are zombies, love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Pole. The average income tax rate is 34.5%.
The powerhouse Demonym adjective economy, worth 159 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 103,906 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Demonym adjective sovereign territory, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows, and student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Nation of Humans's national animal is the Zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Religion.
The Nation of Humans is ranked 165,292nd in the world and 33rd in USSD for Most Extreme, scoring 17.79 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Nation of Humans's influence in USSD rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Following new legislation in The Nation of Humans, student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come.
- : Following new legislation in The Nation of Humans, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows.
- : Following new legislation in The Nation of Humans, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.
- : Following new legislation in The Nation of Humans, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Demonym adjective sovereign territory.
- : Following new legislation in The Nation of Humans, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
- : Following new legislation in The Nation of Humans, North Pole University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel.
- : Following new legislation in The Nation of Humans, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Gold Bars of property damage.
- : Following new legislation in The Nation of Humans, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
- : Following new legislation in The Nation of Humans, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads.