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The Holy Nukeist Dictatorship of The New Empire of Bigboom

“If you don't Heil then you go to hell” Bigboom

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Novus Lucidum


The New Empire of Bigboom

Population1.895 billion

CapitalTsar Bomb City
FaithProtestant Christianity


The Holy Nukeist Dictatorship of The New Empire of Bigboom is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bigboom with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.895 billion Bombers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsar Bomb City. The average income tax rate is 82.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bomber economy, worth 394 trillion Bombs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 208,168 Bombs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art, rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, and the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New Empire of Bigboom's national animal is the волк, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestant Christianity.

The New Empire of Bigboom is ranked 206,182nd in the world and 39th in Novus Lucidum for Least Corrupt Governments, with 18.86 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 586thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,974thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,282ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,425thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,636thMost Devout: 2,766thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,918thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,036thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,259thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,067thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,516thLargest Black Market: 5,104thHighest Average Incomes: 5,696thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,127thLowest Crime Rates: 6,561stMost Authoritarian: 8,771stLargest Mining Sector: 9,731stLargest Governments: 9,814thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,936thTop
Most Developed: 10,971stMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,306thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,346thHealthiest Citizens: 13,226thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,409thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,496thMost Conservative: 15,136thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,354thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,580thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,256thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,342ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,682nd
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the region

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