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The New Empire of The New Ruski Empire

“Тяжело в учении, легко в бою”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the Pacific

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The New Ruski Empire

Population8.178 billion

CapitalMoscow
LeaderEmperor Nikolay III
FaithOrthodox Christianity

CurrencyImperial Rubl
Animalbear

The New Empire of The New Ruski Empire is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Nikolay III with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.178 billion russians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient russian economy, worth a remarkable 1,005 trillion Imperial Rubls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 122,899 Imperial Rubls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The writing style of religious hymns often changes mid-stanza, fire and brimstone sermons are accompanied by napalm and fragmentation bombs, refugees without a PhD are sent back to where they came from, and Moscow's back alleys are rife with sausage eating. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New Ruski Empire's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

The New Ruski Empire is ranked 15,394th in the world and 324th in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.36 law-abiding acts per hour.

Top
5%
Most Armed: 5,910thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,383rdMost Patriotic: 9,377thMost Authoritarian: 9,705thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,785thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,996thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,215thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,226thMost Devout: 15,205thTop
10%
Lowest Crime Rates: 15,394thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,500thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,761stMost Conservative: 19,306thMost Developed: 20,242ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,507thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,375thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,347thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,713thBest Weather: 23,233rdLargest Governments: 24,910thMost Beautiful Environments: 25,672ndMost Income Equality: 26,308thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29,037thHighest Economic Output: 29,769thSmartest Citizens: 29,831stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 30,432nd
Top
5%
Most Armed: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 120th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 146th in the regionMost Patriotic: 147th in the regionMost Devout: 176th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 206th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 207th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 219th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 225th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Poor Incomes: 299th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 314th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 322nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 324th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 332nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 360th in the regionLargest Black Market: 363rd in the regionMost Extreme: 382nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 388th in the regionMost Conservative: 402nd in the regionLargest Populations: 402nd in the regionMost Developed: 410th in the regionLargest Governments: 415th in the regionBest Weather: 425th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 465th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The New Ruski Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : The New Ruski Empire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : The New Ruski Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : The New Ruski Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Ruski Empire, Moscow's back alleys are rife with sausage eating.
  • : The New Ruski Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Ruski Empire, refugees without a PhD are sent back to where they came from.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Ruski Empire, fire and brimstone sermons are accompanied by napalm and fragmentation bombs.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Ruski Empire, the writing style of religious hymns often changes mid-stanza.
  • : Following new legislation in The New Ruski Empire, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year.

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