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The Random Nation of The New United Socialist Random Empire

“We are the Random Ones, Join us or Perish.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: The United Federations

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The New United Socialist Random Empire

Population3.535 billion

CapitalNew Chancia Randomia
LeaderSupereme Director Vladimir Random
FaithAtheism

CurrencyRandom
AnimalPlatypus

The Random Nation of The New United Socialist Random Empire is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Supereme Director Vladimir Random with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.535 billion New Randomians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Chancia Randomia. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Random economy, worth 761 trillion Randoms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 215,293 Randoms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', cars have been banned, military spending recently hit a new high, and people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New United Socialist Random Empire's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

The New United Socialist Random Empire is ranked 146,128th in the world and 106th in The United Federations for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -4.24 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Secular: 801stLowest Crime Rates: 945thMost Developed: 1,304thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,660thHealthiest Citizens: 1,783rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,785thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,795thLargest Governments: 1,969thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,159thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,301stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,416thBest Weather: 2,537thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,085thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,095thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,409thSmartest Citizens: 3,416thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,478thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,537thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,638thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,397thMost Influential: 4,565thHighest Average Incomes: 5,128thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,184thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,235thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,555thMost Efficient Economies: 7,581stMost Inclusive: 7,836thMost Authoritarian: 8,537thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,567thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,935thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,093rdTop
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Most Cultured: 11,472ndMost Subsidized Industry: 13,443rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,695thMost Income Equality: 15,681stSafest: 20,253rd
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the region

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