Category: Left-Leaning College State | ||
Civil Rights: Excessive |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Regional Influence: Nipper
Location: Balder
Population | 6.461 billion |
Capital | Newfoundland |
Leader | Founder of the Land |
Faith | Land Founding |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | elephant |
The Republic of The Newly Founded Land is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Founder of the Land with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.461 billion Newly Founded Landians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newfoundland. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Newly Founded Landian economy, worth a remarkable 1,543 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 238,896 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers. Crime is totally unknown. The Newly Founded Land's national animal is the elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Land Founding.
The Newly Founded Land is ranked 191,937th in the world and 4,619th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 58.52925420792 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Newly Founded Land, high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers.
- : Following new legislation in The Newly Founded Land, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
- : Following new legislation in The Newly Founded Land, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in The Newly Founded Land, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors.
- : Following new legislation in The Newly Founded Land, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
- : Following new legislation in The Newly Founded Land, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Founder of the Land.
- : Following new legislation in The Newly Founded Land, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation.
- : Following new legislation in The Newly Founded Land, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
- : Following new legislation in The Newly Founded Land, weekends are spent tilting at windmills.
- : The Newly Founded Land was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.