The Federal Republic of The North Atlantic Provinces is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President North with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 8.462 billion North Atlantians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bangoria. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient North Atlantian economy, worth a remarkable 1,673 trillion Atlantic Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 197,711 Atlantic Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with President North, and the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The North Atlantic Provinces's national animal is the Raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

The North Atlantic Provinces is ranked 199,304^th in the world and 179^th in Refugia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 609.31 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.