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The Socialist Commonwealth of The Northeastern Lands

“Freedom, Equality, Love.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Oatland

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The Northeastern Lands

Population5.973 billion

CapitalBostoronto
LeaderPrime Minister Dustin Rouleau

CurrencyGolden Feather
AnimalSnowy Owl

The Socialist Commonwealth of The Northeastern Lands is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Dustin Rouleau with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.973 billion Northeasterners are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bostoronto. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Northeastern economy, worth 774 trillion Golden Feathers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 129,621 Golden Feathers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, and the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Northeastern Lands's national animal is the Snowy Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Northeastern Lands is ranked 266,886th in the world and 17th in Oatland for Most Avoided, scoring 0.59 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Top
1%
Most Pacifist: 2,485thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,570thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,667thMost Inclusive: 2,702ndTop
5%
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,777thNicest Citizens: 2,809thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,568thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,612thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,793rdHighest Food Quality: 3,890thBest Weather: 4,425thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,900thHealthiest Citizens: 5,473rdMost Advanced Public Education: 6,098thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,173rdLongest Average Lifespans: 6,408thMost Cultured: 6,623rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,995thSafest: 7,101stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,414thMost Developed: 7,592ndLargest Governments: 9,647thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,791stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,152ndSmartest Citizens: 11,182ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,265thTop
10%
Most Subsidized Industry: 14,548thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,456thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,461stMost Efficient Economies: 17,808thLowest Crime Rates: 17,809thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,725thHighest Average Incomes: 22,241stMost Income Equality: 23,707thMost Stationary: 27,007th
Top
10%
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Northeastern Lands was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive and the Top 10% for Most Stationary.
  • : The Northeastern Lands was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : The Northeastern Lands was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in The Northeastern Lands, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore.
  • : Following new legislation in The Northeastern Lands, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
  • : Following new legislation in The Northeastern Lands, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs.
  • : Following new legislation in The Northeastern Lands, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
  • : Following new legislation in The Northeastern Lands, sales of superhero insurance have skyrocketed after the government abandoned the police in favor of vigilantes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Northeastern Lands, every citizen is allowed exactly fifteen minutes of fame.
  • : The Northeastern Lands was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".

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