Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: The North Pacific
Population | 16.701 billion |
Capital | Magicality City |
Leader | The North Pacific Delegate |
Faith | Flemingovianism |
Currency | Pacific Dollar |
Animal | McMasterdonian Lion |
The Regional Nation of The Northern Light is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The North Pacific Delegate with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.701 billion TNPers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magicality City. The average income tax rate is 59.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Northern Lightian economy, worth a remarkable 3,357 trillion Pacific Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 201,061 Pacific Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
The official Northern Lightian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews, and political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Northern Light's national animal is the McMasterdonian Lion and its national religion is Flemingovianism.
The Northern Light is ranked 5,854th in the world and 254th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 55.57 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Northern Light lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
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The Northern Light lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
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The Northern Light lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
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The Northern Light lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
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The Northern Light published "Vote Against GA resolution Crime Victims Rights Act" (Bulletin: Campaign).
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The Northern Light lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
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The Northern Light lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
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The Northern Light published "Vote For SC resolution Test - Ignore" (Bulletin: Campaign).
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The Northern Light lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
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The Northern Light published "Vote For SC resolution Repeal: "Liberate Confederacy of Layem"" (Bulletin: Campaign).