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The Democratic Republic of The Norwegian Lands

“Ton histoire est une épopée des plus brillants exploits”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: Camerania

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The Norwegian Lands

Population20.022 billion

CapitalPort Oslo
LeaderMarie Ellison
FaithChristianity

CurrencyPound
AnimalDuck

The Democratic Republic of The Norwegian Lands is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Marie Ellison with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, rampant corporate plagiarism, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 20.022 billion Norwegian Landers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Oslo. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Norwegian Landish economy, worth a remarkable 5,429 trillion Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 271,188 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children's TV shows are having a gay old time, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, and clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Norwegian Lands's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Norwegian Lands is ranked 13,988th in the world and 4th in Camerania for Most Stationary, with 1,854.89434758908 days.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 230thNicest Citizens: 477thMost Pacifist: 483rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 494thMost Compassionate Citizens: 517thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 554thMost Cultured: 597thLargest Welfare Programs: 640thMost Rebellious Youth: 649thHighest Food Quality: 663rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 732ndMost Inclusive: 754thSafest: 836thHighest Average Tax Rates: 851stMost Developed: 874thMost Advanced Public Transport: 903rdLongest Average Lifespans: 935thLargest Governments: 944thLowest Crime Rates: 999thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,063rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,078thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,260thBest Weather: 1,347thMost Efficient Economies: 1,451stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,515thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,859thSmartest Citizens: 1,898thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,060thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,063rdMost Devout: 2,606thHighest Economic Output: 2,894thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,588thHighest Average Incomes: 4,075thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,445thMost Stationary: 13,988thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,489thLargest Populations: 16,499thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,241stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24,555thMost Influential: 26,716thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 27,036thMost Valuable International Artwork: 27,902nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Norwegian Lands, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
  • : Following new legislation in The Norwegian Lands, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in The Norwegian Lands, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
  • : Following new legislation in The Norwegian Lands, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
  • : Following new legislation in The Norwegian Lands, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Marie Ellison's throne.
  • : The Norwegian Lands voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
  • : The Norwegian Lands voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
  • : The Norwegian Lands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in The Norwegian Lands, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in The Norwegian Lands to be bombproof.
  • : Following new legislation in The Norwegian Lands, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries.

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