Category: Civil Rights Lovefest | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Regional Influence: Dominator
Location: The Bunny Fire
Population | 17.624 billion |
Capital | Wasabi Mysterium |
Leader | Lord Nanfoodle |
Faith | The Order of the Onigiri |
Currency | Turd |
Animal | Fabulous Onigiri |
The Holy Empire of The Onigiri Enclave is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Lord Nanfoodle with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, avant-garde cinema, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.624 billion Riceballs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wasabi Mysterium. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Onigiri economy, worth a remarkable 5,677 trillion Turds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 322,126 Turds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Onigiri watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, the Wasabi Mysterium Film Festival recently voted 'Riceball Getting Hit By Football' as best film, and airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path. Crime is totally unknown. The Onigiri Enclave's national animal is the Fabulous Onigiri, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of the Onigiri.
The Onigiri Enclave is ranked 7,305th in the world and 1st in The Bunny Fire for Most Stationary, with 2,732.9756467278 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.
- : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, the Wasabi Mysterium Film Festival recently voted 'Riceball Getting Hit By Football' as best film.
- : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
- : The Onigiri Enclave was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
- : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, Onigiri watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
- : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines.
- : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, dining out often involves Fabulous Onigiris on the plate no matter what you order.
- : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points.
- : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, in a baffling press conference Lord Nanfoodle proudly dismantled a broken door.
- : Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, the government is avowedly secular.