The Martial Order of The Osperian Synarchy is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Head of State with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 16.781 billion Osperians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Synarchy Command. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Osperian economy, worth an astonishing 13,368 trillion Ospermarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 796,619 Ospermarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, people talk about things being better when men were men, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown. The Osperian Synarchy's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Osperian Synarchy is ranked 4,271^st in the world and 115^th in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 120.37 law-abiding acts per hour.