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The Don-Kuban-Ural Republics of The Peasant-Cossack Socialist Union

“Glory to the friendship of free peasants and cossacks!”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The Socialist Syndicalist Union


The Peasant-Cossack Socialist Union

Population1.825 billion

LeaderPresident Aleksandra Lomonosova
FaithSocialist Humanism


The Don-Kuban-Ural Republics of The Peasant-Cossack Socialist Union is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Aleksandra Lomonosova with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.825 billion Cossacks are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novocherkassk. The average income tax rate is 83.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cossackian economy, worth 177 trillion Grivnas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 97,094 Grivnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, the entire entry for The Peasant-Cossack Socialist Union in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', and President Aleksandra Lomonosova's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Peasant-Cossack Socialist Union's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Socialist Humanism.

The Peasant-Cossack Socialist Union is ranked 162,414th in the world and 93rd in The Socialist Syndicalist Union for Most Avoided, scoring 0.58 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,024thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,508thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,472ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,136thNicest Citizens: 7,203rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,676thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,894thMost Politically Free: 7,935thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,965thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,309thMost Inclusive: 9,665thSafest: 9,774thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,343rdMost Secular: 10,443rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,705thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,815thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,014thMost Influential: 11,024thMost Income Equality: 11,183rdMost Pacifist: 11,507thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,772ndHighest Poor Incomes: 11,795thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,995thSmartest Citizens: 14,155thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,895thBest Weather: 15,067thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,218thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,569thLargest Governments: 16,791stHighest Drug Use: 17,461st
Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 7 » South Krimelski, Macere, Ukotrium, Bolkenia, North Ciet, Cykoslevinia, and Nursa.

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