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The Empire of The people of schlusselvile

“Serve spike viper and god”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The United Federations


The people of schlusselvile

Population3.802 billion



The Empire of The people of schlusselvile is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 3.802 billion people of schlusselvileans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming people of schlusselvilean economy, worth 302 trillion Shekels a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 79,552 Shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, when you fly on Air The people of schlusselvile you win a seat or you die, and parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The people of schlusselvile's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The people of schlusselvile is ranked 8,943rd in the world and 34th in The United Federations for Most Influential, scoring 5,609 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,691stMost Influential: 8,943rdTop
Best Weather: 13,450thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,431stHealthiest Citizens: 15,474thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,833rdLongest Average Lifespans: 16,264thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,285thMost Pacifist: 17,577thLowest Crime Rates: 18,407thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,717th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Devout: 16th in the region

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