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The Empire of The people of schlusselvile

“Serve spike viper and god”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The United Federations


The people of schlusselvile

Population3.357 billion



The Empire of The people of schlusselvile is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its daily referendums, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 3.357 billion people of schlusselvileans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 60.4%.

The all-consuming people of schlusselvilean economy, worth 292 trillion Shekels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 87,065 Shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, news headlines usually include p-values, and destitute athletes are forced to train in the street. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The people of schlusselvile's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The people of schlusselvile is ranked 18,425th in the world and 24th in The United Federations for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 6,641.12 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Influential: 10,794thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,117thMost Pacifist: 17,392ndHealthiest Citizens: 17,513thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,663rdBest Weather: 17,923rdLargest Mining Sector: 18,425thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,941stLongest Average Lifespans: 19,202ndLowest Crime Rates: 20,336th
Most Average: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the region

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