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The Empire of The people of schlusselvile

“Serve spike viper and god”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The United Federations


The people of schlusselvile

Population1.445 billion



The Empire of The people of schlusselvile is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.445 billion people of schlusselvileans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong people of schlusselvilean economy, worth 105 trillion Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 72,722 Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Aides are afraid to ask if Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain, and attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The people of schlusselvile's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The people of schlusselvile is ranked 25,531st in the world and 79th in The United Federations for Longest Average Lifespans, with 70.87 Years.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,824thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,029thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,980thMost Pacifist: 13,191stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,022nd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Income Equality: 17th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Pacifist: 21st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Vooperian Paradise, Dabberwocky, and Aidviet Union.

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