Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: Forest
The Peoples Collective Republic
Population | 8.289 billion |
Capital | Quensgar |
Leader | Stidles |
Faith | Stidlism |
Currency | Scrawk |
Animal | Cockroach |
The Dictatorship of The Peoples Collective Republic is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Stidles with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, infamous sell-swords, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.289 billion People's collective Republicans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quensgar. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient People's collective Republican economy, worth a remarkable 3,186 trillion Scrawks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 384,385 Scrawks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Holiday-makers leave on the same clandestine boats that illegal immigrants arrive in, the full title of Hon Stidles Vcte Mgve MF DPCRLM GCPSCRE runs to several pages, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter People's collective Republican pirates, and Stidles's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Peoples Collective Republic's national animal is the Cockroach, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stidlism.
The Peoples Collective Republic is ranked 255,223rd in the world and 355th in Forest for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -15.81 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Peoples Collective Republic, Stidles's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army.
- : Following new legislation in
The Peoples Collective Republic, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter People's collective Republican pirates.
- : Following new legislation in
The Peoples Collective Republic, the full title of Hon Stidles Vcte Mgve MF DPCRLM GCPSCRE runs to several pages.
- : Following new legislation in
The Peoples Collective Republic, holiday-makers leave on the same clandestine boats that illegal immigrants arrive in.
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The Peoples Collective Republic, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
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The Peoples Collective Republic, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
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The Peoples Collective Republic, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
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The Peoples Collective Republic, no true communist is an unbeliever.
- : Following new legislation in
The Peoples Collective Republic, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water.
- : Following new legislation in
The Peoples Collective Republic, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.