The Holy Empire of The Peoples Republic of Kyle is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mr Kyle of Kyles with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and public floggings. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 19.26 billion Kyleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kytopia. The average income tax rate is 9.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kylean economy, worth a remarkable 4,404 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 228,696 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, and Kytopia University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Peoples Republic of Kyle's national animal is the Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Peoples Republic of Kyle is ranked 314,155^th in the world and 5,907^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -727.16 on the Scary Big Number Scale.