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The Nomadic Peoples of The Phaecal Wastes

“If you want it bad enough, you'll get it no matter what”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: The ProcrastiNations

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The Phaecal Wastes

Population26.39 billion

Currencyheathen's finger
Animalrabid vermin

The Nomadic Peoples of The Phaecal Wastes is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its lack of airports, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.39 billion Phaecal Wastesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Administration, with Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 8.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Phaecal Wastesian economy, worth 107 trillion heathen's fingers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 4,082 heathen's fingers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, and Gambling facilities are being turned into rabid vermin habitats. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Phaecal Wastes's national animal is the rabid vermin, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Phaecal Wastes is ranked 140,420th in the world and 10th in The ProcrastiNations for Most Stationary, with 205.53818095548 days.

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Most Primitive: 306thMost Ignorant Citizens: 491stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,653rdMost Avoided: 2,674thTop
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Largest Populations: 6,704thNudest: 7,503rdMost Corrupt Governments: 8,148thMost Devout: 9,991stTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,626thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,506th
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Phaecal Wastes, Gambling facilities are being turned into rabid vermin habitats.
  • : Following new legislation in The Phaecal Wastes, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Phaecal Wastes, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • : The Phaecal Wastes was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in The Phaecal Wastes, the rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay.
  • : Following new legislation in The Phaecal Wastes, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in The Phaecal Wastes, credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government.
  • : Following new legislation in The Phaecal Wastes, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble.
  • : Following new legislation in The Phaecal Wastes, the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Phaecal Wastesian Desert.
  • : Following new legislation in The Phaecal Wastes, the government finds the idea of having an army to be rather distasteful.

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