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The Archipelagic Province Union of The Philippine Islands Union

“Maka-Diyos, Maka-tao, Makakalikasan at Makabansa”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Commonwealth of Democratic States

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The Philippine Islands Union

Population1.025 billion

CapitalManila
LeaderFerdinand Marcos Jr
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyPeso
AnimalPhilippine Eagle

The Archipelagic Province Union of The Philippine Islands Union is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ferdinand Marcos Jr with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.025 billion Filipinos love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manila. The average income tax rate is 40.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Filipino economy, worth 98.5 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 96,144 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, sleeping on the job is recommended, and civil servants are no longer allowed to cross their t's. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Philippine Islands Union's national animal is the Philippine Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Philippine Islands Union is ranked 119,634th in the world and 59th in Commonwealth of Democratic States for Most Extreme, scoring 21.69 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 18,621stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,168thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,762ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21,943rdMost Inclusive: 23,995thNicest Citizens: 24,314thMost Rebellious Youth: 26,334thLargest Retail Industry: 27,800thHighest Food Quality: 28,483rdLargest Welfare Programs: 30,836th
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Best Weather: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11th in the regionMost Patriotic: 13th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 15th in the regionSafest: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Philippine Islands Union, civil servants are no longer allowed to cross their t's.
  • : Following new legislation in The Philippine Islands Union, sleeping on the job is recommended.
  • : Following new legislation in The Philippine Islands Union, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass.
  • : Following new legislation in The Philippine Islands Union, movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety.
  • : Following new legislation in The Philippine Islands Union, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through The Philippine Islands Union.
  • : The Philippine Islands Union voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Standardized Passport Arrangements"".
  • : The Philippine Islands Union voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Injunct Empires Forever United".
  • : The Philippine Islands Union was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : The Philippine Islands Union changed its national demonym to "Filipino", its demonym adjective to "Filipino", its faith to "Roman Catholicism", and its leader to "Ferdinand Marcos Jr".
  • : Following new legislation in The Philippine Islands Union, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.

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