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The Grand Empire of The Pop Punk Union

“With every breath I wish your body will be broken again”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: The Rock World of Pop Punk and Friends


The Pop Punk Union

Population3.184 billion

CapitalPop Punk Paradise
LeaderTom DeLonge


The Grand Empire of The Pop Punk Union is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Tom DeLonge with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.184 billion Pop Punkers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pop Punk Paradise. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pop Punk Unionian economy, worth 487 trillion blink-182s a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 153,032 blink-182s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many friends and relatives of Tom DeLonge have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, and flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Pop Punk Union's national animal is the Alien, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Pop Punk Union is ranked 50,741st in the world and 1st in The Rock World of Pop Punk and Friends for Most Politically Free, scoring 75.43 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Nicest Citizens: 2,144thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,239thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,288thTop
Most Inclusive: 3,269thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,642ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,756thMost Pacifist: 4,866thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,288thMost Developed: 5,378thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,569thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,884thMost Cultured: 6,147thBest Weather: 6,177thHealthiest Citizens: 6,181stHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,350thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,683rdMost Advanced Public Education: 6,750thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,833rdSmartest Citizens: 6,894thLowest Crime Rates: 6,937thLargest Governments: 7,266thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,385thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,798thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,824thSafest: 9,108thMost Efficient Economies: 10,205thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,535thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,578thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 13,491stMost Subsidized Industry: 13,613thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,891stMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,981stLargest Publishing Industry: 18,042ndMost Influential: 18,983rdHighest Drug Use: 19,613thMost Secular: 21,711thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,466th

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Endorsements Received: 1 » The Pop Rock Alliance.

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