The Republic of China of The Province of Taiwan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Lai Ching Te with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.995 billion Taiwanese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taipei. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Taiwanese economy, worth a remarkable 1,022 trillion Taiwan Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 255,879 Taiwan Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, the children of The Province of Taiwan are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, it's said that President Lai Ching Te can turn every pleasure into a chore, and traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Province of Taiwan's national animal is the Taiwanese Black Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Buddhism and Taoism.

The Province of Taiwan is ranked 311,559^th in the world and 63^rd in THE W0RLD for Most Primitive, scoring -554.98 on the Scary Big Number Scale.