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The Homocidal nation of The Psycho Pink Pony

“Who wants a tasty tasty tasty cupcake?”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Chicken overlords

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The Psycho Pink Pony

Population4.06 billion

CapitalPsychosis
LeaderCannibal pony
FaithPinkie sense

CurrencyCupcake
AnimalCannibal

The Homocidal nation of The Psycho Pink Pony is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Cannibal pony with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory vegetarianism, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 4.06 billion Psychopaths are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Psychosis. The average income tax rate is 73.1%.

The large but inefficient Lulamoonian economy, worth 195 trillion Cupcakes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining and Information Technology. Average income is 48,065 Cupcakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

An increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat, a popular phrase is "eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we eat, drink and be merry some more", the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, and many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Psycho Pink Pony's national animal is the Cannibal, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Pinkie sense.

The Psycho Pink Pony is ranked 211,263rd in the world and 10,886th in Chicken overlords for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -9.34 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Conservative: 405thTop
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Nudest: 4,251stTop
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Most Authoritarian: 19,783rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,385th
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 23rd in the regionLargest Governments: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 49th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 55th in the regionNudest: 61st in the regionLargest Populations: 63rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 76th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 77th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 116th in the regionSafest: 129th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 147th in the regionMost Cultured: 149th in the regionMost Inclusive: 171st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 183rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 195th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 214th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 251st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 279th in the regionMost Secular: 303rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 344th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 456th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 495th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 599th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 904th in the regionMost Average: 936th in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,019th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Psycho Pink Pony, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.
  • : Following new legislation in The Psycho Pink Pony, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.
  • : Following new legislation in The Psycho Pink Pony, a popular phrase is "eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we eat, drink and be merry some more".
  • : Following new legislation in The Psycho Pink Pony, an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat.
  • : The Psycho Pink Pony was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in The Psycho Pink Pony, senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories.
  • : The Psycho Pink Pony was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : The Psycho Pink Pony was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in The Psycho Pink Pony, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons.
  • : Following new legislation in The Psycho Pink Pony, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them.

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