“18 happy friends at a slumber party.” Grant MacDonald
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
|Animal||Home-Owning Man on the Sidewalk|
The 18 Cowboys of The Real Ram Ranch is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Grant MacDonald with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.222 billion Cowboys are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ram Ranch. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Cowboy economy, worth 495 trillion showers a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 222,949 showers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, the world still seems flat to some people in space, and many Cowboys twitch nervously at the sight of nuns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Real Ram Ranch's national animal is the Home-Owning Man on the Sidewalk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ranchanianism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Real Ram Ranch was endorsed by The Dissociative State of Hardscrabble.
- : The Real Ram Ranch was endorsed by The Kingdom of Rozarus.
- : The Real Ram Ranch was endorsed by The Fiefdom of Navsland.
- : The Real Ram Ranch was endorsed by The Republic of Chips and Guac.
- : The Real Ram Ranch was endorsed by The Kingdom of The Kingdom Of Wagies.
- : The Real Ram Ranch was endorsed by The Free Land of Amprak.
- : The Real Ram Ranch was endorsed by The Iron Fist Oceanic Republic of Comfed.
- : The Real Ram Ranch was endorsed by The Sovereign Group of Companies of Glanst.
- : The Real Ram Ranch was endorsed by The Dominion of Outer Shenendoah.
- : The Real Ram Ranch was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
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