“I've seen footage, I stay noided.”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: The North Pacific
The People's Republic of The Real Ram Ranch is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, soft-spoken computers, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 388 million Mistakes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of My Basement. The average income tax rate is 44.8%.
The strong Real Ram Ranchian economy, worth 36.0 trillion beatings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 92,709 beatings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.
Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, vacationing Mistakes expect to be treated as royalty, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Real Ram Ranch's national animal is the Tuberculosis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Real Ram Ranch, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
- : The Real Ram Ranch endorsed The Ghost of Delegate Past of Pallaith.
- : The Real Ram Ranch was endorsed by The Ghost of Delegate Past of Pallaith.
- : Following new legislation in The Real Ram Ranch, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
- : Following new legislation in The Real Ram Ranch, vacationing Mistakes expect to be treated as royalty.
- : Following new legislation in The Real Ram Ranch, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
- : Following new legislation in The Real Ram Ranch, replacement organs are grown in vats.
- : Following new legislation in The Real Ram Ranch, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
- : Following new legislation in The Real Ram Ranch, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state.
- : Following new legislation in The Real Ram Ranch, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
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