The Federal Constitutional Union of The Regalian Underland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Gregor II with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 12.021 billion Regalians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Regalia. The average income tax rate is 54.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Regalian economy, worth a remarkable 2,186 trillion Regalian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,892 Regalian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

President Gregor II can cry on demand, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, and a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Regalian Underland's national animal is the Flyer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Regalian Catholicism.

The Regalian Underland is ranked 18,396^th in the world and 4^th in United League of Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.05 law-abiding acts per hour.