The Republic of The republic of covelandia is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 485 million Covelandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Limestone cost. The average income tax rate is 31.1%.

The strong republic of covelandian economy, worth 31.4 trillion Cencents a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,656 Cencents, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children, Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, and the police double as repo men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The republic of covelandia's national animal is the Blugina serpent.

The republic of covelandia is ranked 148,452^nd in the world and 427^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Extreme, scoring 14.38 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.