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The Republic of The Republic of Goat

“Whatever Floats Your Goat”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Armenia

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The Republic of Goat

Population7.737 billion

CapitalChernobyl
LeaderPresident Goat
FaithEastern orthodox

CurrencyGroat
AnimalGoat

The Republic of The Republic of Goat is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Goat with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.737 billion Republic of Goatians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chernobyl. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Republic of Goatian economy, worth a remarkable 1,219 trillion Groats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 157,636 Groats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

President Goat is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, wheelchair users complain it is nearly impossible for them to cross the road in Chernobyl, and picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them. Crime is totally unknown. The Republic of Goat's national animal is the Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eastern orthodox.

The Republic of Goat is ranked 49,759th in the world and 1st in Armenia for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 3,781.39 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 3,405thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,669thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,693rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,866thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,046thMost Cultured: 6,189thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,053rdMost Developed: 8,085thSmartest Citizens: 8,096thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,964thMost Inclusive: 9,991stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,889thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,917thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,022ndTop
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Largest Governments: 12,021stHighest Average Incomes: 12,050thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,293rdMost Devout: 12,702ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,184thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,217thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,646thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,774thHighest Economic Output: 13,818thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,061stMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,600thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,604thNicest Citizens: 18,668thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,809thHealthiest Citizens: 21,417thSafest: 21,430th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Republic of Goat was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : The Republic of Goat was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : The Republic of Goat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : The Republic of Goat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : The Republic of Goat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : The Republic of Goat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : The Republic of Goat was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : The Republic of Goat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : The Republic of Goat voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : The Republic of Goat voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".

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